There aren’t a lot of reasons you could give that you wouldn’t find this exceedingly hilarious. Now this kid can go on to say that he can remain obese because he was saved by his bitchtits. As funny (in an awkward way, flat out funny to me, at least) as it would have been to see him completely fall off of the ride, I can’t help but think that this is even more funny to see the fat Jello ball scream and pray to God that his fat rolls wrap around his little seat belt and hold him tight. His mother’s/girlfriend’s complete indifference is enjoyable as well.

