I know exactly what’s on your mind: “Sweet merciful Jesus H., I sure hope she hasn’t been taken off the market yet so I can take a nice run at her.” Maybe not to that extreme effect, but it’s gotta be something like that, right? Maybe if she puts on a few pounds so she’s not all skin and bones. Since skin is the largest organ in the body, you have to think this woman’s bodily organ(s) must be operating at a level higher than the normal person. The last thing this woman needs to do is eat, but I’m sure the world won’t mind her imminent heart attack.


