If there was any music genre that completely captured soccer, it’s gotta be rap, right? Well, it tries anyway. The “song” doesn’t go very far before stating that if you think “we’re” (soccer players?) pussies then you’re wrong. I think there might be a few disappointed viewers who have something to say about that (you think Sidney Crosby learned how to dive like that all on his own?). Instead of enjoying a homemade rap song, here’s my counter-argument.

