The Media Critics

Listen up noobs! If any of you even though [sic] he was using cheats when he killed the Cyberdemon, you are all just idiots! Idiots who shouldn’t be allowed to poison the world with your newbiness! He was able to completely pwn the Cyberdemon WITHOUT cheats, all he had to do was use a mod… no, I know what you’re thinking and let me assure you it’s definite NOT a cheat to use a mod… hm, well I’m no genius (well, I might be, it’s just something you say, you know?) but using a MODIFICATION (which, incidentally, ‘mod’ is short for) in order to alter the game in order to make it easier for you to complete a task… well, that might be cheating. Just might… you never know, there could be a mod that has the Cyberdemon kill himself FOR you. Now THAT would be cheating. For now, you’ll just have to stick to a mod that gives you a huge benefit the original gamemakers didn’t intend. Nothing cheap about that, right?
…RIGHT?!